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Wii Café Xcluder: The Plot Thickens


Let's recap. Last week Dave, the evil Xbox website rep., came to recruit our very talented Wookiee, Mike Twomey. Mike, being the loyal supporter, whacked Dave in the head with a baseball bat, presumably killing him.

Saunderson appears in this comic as the ass-end of a dog with sunglasses on. If you've ever heard the expression involving teaching your dog to walk backwards, well... If you want to see the original on which it was based go this Quizilla quiz and answer as the dumbest answers possible or go all the way through and click the "all results" button to see Matt's picture.

You will also notice that Dave is not dead. It's a double edged sword when the characters say "I thought he died" because secretly we all thought Saunderson had died (he stopped bothering us), and the characters thought Dave had died. Huh? Can you deal with that?!

Kevin McGinnis - Artist


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